Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could certainly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
Teacher: Class! There are 5 birds on a wall, I shoot 1. how many are left?
The whole class shouts “4 birds Ma’am!” The teacher says, well-done kids.
Clyde stands up and says no Ma’am, there will be 0 birds left.
Teacher: Incorrect Clyde but I admire the way you think.
Later that day Clyde asks the teacher.
Clyde: There are 3 women with ice creams:
1. Is licking
2. Is Biting
3. Is sucking. Which 1 is married?
Teacher: Well Clyde, I guess it’s the lady who is sucking the ice cream.
Clyde replies: Incorrect Ma’am, I admire the way you think but It’s the lady with the wedding ring on.
Submitted by Whaylan
This week’s jokes:
Monday, 14 November – Click here
Tuesday, 15 November – Click here
Wednesday, 16 November – Click here
Thursday, 17 November
Friday, 18 November
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